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Est. 2019 · 10 clubs · Week 5

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The family league office. Two divisions, one keeper, and a West-side collision of undefeated clubs before Sunday even starts.

Week
5
Perfect
3
Playoff berths
6
Since
2019

Lead story · Week 5

The West eats its own

Teenage Mutant Njigba Turtles (4–0) travels to Miami Sucks (4–0). Both are still perfect, and both live in the West — so one of them leaves Sunday with a loss.

Jon has the building’s loudest offense at 631.4 points. Eric’s club is named for its WR1 and has given up only 438.3. The East’s lone unbeaten, meanwhile, has a household game of its own.

Steve’s Crimzenbeast hosts Cindy’s Baby Back Gibbs. Same last name, same slate.

This week’s slate

Full scoreboard

BBB at RTR

Baby Back Gibbs · Crimzenbeast

Household

SWP at MOS

Swamp Kings · Manning of Steel

Pending

RRT at Pop

Thoroughbreds · Champion!!

Pending

GOAT at BYS

Dead Last · Belicheck Yo Self

Pending

6xC at SAVA

Teenage Mutant Njigba Turtles · Miami Sucks

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East

  1. 1CrimzenbeastSteve4–0526.1 pf
  2. 2Swamp KingsGuy2–2476.3 pf
  3. 3Belicheck Yo SelfLeslie1–3507.6 pf
  4. 4Dead LastChris1–3436.7 pf
  5. 5Manning of SteelRobert1–3385.1 pf

West

  1. 1Miami SucksJon4–0631.4 pf
  2. 2Teenage Mutant Njigba TurtlesEric4–0562.1 pf
  3. 3Baby Back GibbsCindy2–2500.7 pf
  4. 4Champion!!Zane1–3486.4 pf
  5. 5ThoroughbredsRoland0–4413.8 pf
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Trophy case

Who finished first

ESPN’s final No. 1 each published season. 2020 didn’t return a record. Kevin’s 2023 title is the alum in the case.

  • 2019Miami or BustJon · 9–3
  • 2021Alabama CrimzenbeastSteve · 6–6
  • 2022Manning of SteelRobert · 5–5
  • 2023Team BenjaminKevin · 7–7
  • 2024Kiss My EndzoneEric · 10–4
  • 2025Savage GolfZane · 9–5

If the season ended this morning

Six in, four chasing

Ten games are still on the schedule. Nobody is buried — the last-place club can still finish 10–4. This is the cut line today, not a projection.

  1. 1Miami Sucks
  2. 2Crimzenbeast
  3. 3Teenage Mutant Njigba Turtles
  4. 4Baby Back Gibbs
  5. 5Swamp Kings
  6. 6Belicheck Yo Self
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Pop of the year

194.4

Miami Sucks, Week 4

Jon’s high-water mark so far.

The booth

Notes on the slate

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  • League desk

    Three clubs are still perfect. The group chat is not.

  • League desk

    Week 5 is a household game: Crimzenbeast hosts Baby Back Gibbs.

  • League desk

    Pop of the year so far is 194.4 — Miami Sucks, Week 4.